Stop-start traffic, crankcase pressure and pushed-out seals
Short, slow journeys are what sludge up a breather system. Mitcham driving is full of them: the Figges Marsh signals where London Road meets Streatham Road, the one-way system around the town centre now that the Fair Green stretch is buses and cycles only, the queue onto the bridge by Mitcham Junction. The engine spends a lot of time barely warm, so the oil mist and water vapour in the crankcase gas condense inside the breather pipes and the separator instead of being drawn back into the intake.
Once that passage is restricted, pressure builds in the crankcase and pushes oil past whichever seal is weakest. People usually meet this problem twice: once when the cam cover gasket starts weeping, and again a few weeks after the gasket has been replaced and the leak comes straight back. The gasket was never the cause. On the tightly parked terraced streets near the Cricket Green and The Canons you will also be reversing over your own evidence, which makes a drip pattern even harder to read at home.
So the breather and separator get tested before anything is condemned. We measure crankcase pressure, clean the area so no historic oil is left to confuse things, add ultraviolet dye and have the car driven normally before inspecting it under a UV lamp. Where pressure is high, the breather or valve is part of the repair rather than an afterthought. You get a written price naming the source, and an honest view on anything we find that can safely be left.
There is another reason not to let it run. Oil dripping onto a hot exhaust while you sit in traffic smells unpleasant and is a real fire risk, and oil reaching a cambelt attacks the rubber. The drive to us is south to the Cricket Green, Cranmer Road, then Carshalton Road over the railway and on into Hackbridge. Collection can be arranged locally, and repairs carry our 3-month workmanship warranty.

